2008
So here we go again, another NFL season
Expect many things to occur for no reason
Lasts to firsts and firsts to lasts
QBs will run and RBs will pass
The G-Men return with rings on their fingers
And for the almost-perfect Pats, the bitterness lingers
Twas an offseason of big moves and suspensions galore
And Favre news, and Favre news, and Favre news some more
Finally #4 has landed in Gotham
And the Titans ol' Joker- they finally dropped 'im
Now Dallas has hopes Pacman won't start fights
Controlled by TO, HBO, and Campo- his Dark Knight
And it's sure to be a box office blitz in Green Bay
As it seems that forever Rodgers waited for his day
Finally The guy, now filling shoes will be a challenge
As most believe he'll be fearing a purple-jersey'd Allen
Browns fans giddy, but the secondary maybe thin
Plus a QB looking over his shoulder at Brady Quinn
The Jaguars surely have reason to be feelin' real good right?
With one of their wideouts dealin' real good white
Solid QB, one of the best teams at running
With big John in the middle, Rashean and Reggie are cunning
But the Colts and Chargers remain the best threats to the Pats
While your popular NFC sleepers- Eagles and Cats
Last time a hurricane moved the Saints in 06
Drew Brees went nuts- Lotsa touchdowns, few picks
Reggie Bush has the moves to make everyone jealous
And on D they add Vilma and rook Sedrick Ellis
But its back to the safe bet in Holmgrens last try
Yet no MNF for the Seahawks this year, I ask- Why?
Underrated defense, LB's known to crush bones
I guess it's the o-line and Julius Jones
But easily the funniest starting back in the league
Is the one you'd expect to be smoking that weed
Ricky and Ronnie run wild with Chad and Jake Long
13-3 team, how could I be wrong?
Too bad one of their starting wideout's is Derek Hagan
And that their CB's are about as reliable as Nick Saban
Destined for another bad year in Miami
But with Tony Sparano it's about the long term for the family
Bears should be putrid, on offense at least
And the Skins will be lucky to finish third in the East
Chiefs look sad under Herm, they can only hope to spoil
But the only team they'll ruin is themselves with Croyle
The Raiders look fun with JaMarcus and McFadden
It's too bad most of their wins will come in Madden
In San Fran, it's all on the arm of J.T.
Which is one of their 99 problems, props to Jay Z
I'll admit that the Cardinals receivers are dirty
But Warner and Edge's grandsons are both 30
I will give you the Bengals, you've gotta love the O
And the defense is so bad, there's only one place they can go
And they will go up, finally Marvin Lewis delivers
The playoff berth they needed, thanks to Keith Rivers
And the Steelers and Ravens struggle alike
Because of offensive line woes, rookie QB, and a bike
The Buccaneers and Broncos underwhelm me a bit
But two good, savvy coaches can keep 'em in it
In Detroit you needn't look hard for a villain
If Calvin is Megatron- they who the hell is Matt Millen?
It's the year of the dog, and poor Vick is cryin'
But so are the Falcons in year one for Matt Ryan
No one is talking about the Bills, and it might be good
Because with young Edwards in the AFC, nobody should
Rams need some luck on the injury front
Leonard Little could pass around his anti-injury blunt
And finally everyone's favorite cool sleeper
They've got a crazy WR and a QB who's a keeper
A dominant DE, rising star middle 'backer
Some good young CB's, good coaches, really could be a factor
Super Mario, DeMeco, try to stump the Schuab
Akoye and Slaton, Andre in the endzone on the lob!
Incomplete- but Brown hits it through the poles for the three!
And the Houston Texans win Super Bowl 43!